Sunday, February 10, 2013

ECS script--By Tan Yi Ming


The story began with a girl of fashion in an elegant who called Noel, and an arrogant guy name Dylon. He always takes himself as the attractive one. Two of them work as a model in a famous modelling company. Both are the top model in the company and yet they always compare among themselves. One day, their top manager of the company called them along to have a meeting.
Top Manager : There is a fashion show held by ¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬Amber Chia and both
                          of you are invited to perform in stage.
Dylon :  Oh yeah ~ I’m glad to hear that but … why I must go along with her?        
                           I can go alone myself and I’m sure I can perform it well with my solo
                           performance.
Noel : ( stare at Dylon * ) Don’t you think that you’re the top model? I guess
                          you look too highly upon yourself. Without me, I think the fashion
                          show will never go on successfully.
Top Manager : Ok (X2). There is no doubt that both of you are the best in our
 company, that’s why you two have been chosen as the representative
 of the company. So, I hope that both of you will not disappoint me and
of course, you all must show off the best one to everyone. I’m sure you
                         two can do it and all the best to you two !

Both of them agreed with a nod what the top manager said about.

Dylon : So, when is the fashion show held on?
Top Manager : Oops, sorry for the late reminder , the event will be held on the  
                          day after tomorrow.
Both : What?! Why it comes so suddenly?!

The top manager acts like nothing happen and continue his talk.

Top Manager : Oh ya, I have told your agents and tomorrow you two must gather
   here at 10 in the morning. remember, don’t be late because there will
  be a rehearsal before the start of fashion show.
Both : Yes, sir ~

On the next day, both of them have met on time at the company and start their journey to the place where the fashion show take place. They chit-chat along the journey happily until one of the agent takes the map upside down without realizing anything wrong. After some time, …………      

1st Agent :  Hey, are you sure this is the right way to the location?
2nd Agent : Yeah, of course. I follow the direction which is stated on the map 1
                          and definitely won’t be wrong.
Noel : Uhmm… I also feel like this is not the correct way to the location.
Dylon : Ishh ~ can you please sit quietly and keep your mouth shut?
Then, an argument begins between N & D.
1st Agent : Hey, hey, hey~ can you two stop fighting behind there and stay  
 quietly?

Both of them ignore what she said and continue their fight. Suddenly,(car bang), all of them become silent in the car.
………………………….. (silent mode*) After few seconds, they have recovered their senses. They quickly run down from the car and take a look of what happen.

Noel : Oh gosh ! How can you bang towards the tree?
1st Agent : (still in shock*) I…..I… have no idea. The car was out of control and
                          I was unable to control the car steering.
2nd Agent : (looking at the map*) Oops, I have seen the wrong map.
3 of them : What?! (stare at her*)
Dylon : Okay, this 1 we put aside 1st and faster try to start the engine to see
                          whether it is still can be function or not.
  1st Agent : Oh no ~ I have tried for so many times to start the engine but it      
                          doesn’t work.
               
Noel : I try to call for help. Shit, there is no line here. We got no choice now,
                          have to walk out from here.
Dylon : Let’s go find the way out of here and maybe in front there might have
                          line.

They keep on walking deeper and deeper into the village and they are completely unaware of the weather which is already become dark. It is going to rain. So, they quickly find a shelter.

1st Agent : Hey, I have found a log cabin right at there. Let’s go and check it out.
2nd Agent : So, both of you stay here 1st while we are trying to look for others    
                          help.
Both : Okay then.

They entered to the log cabin and they found it was spooky and dismally prosaic one. At the same time, it is raining heavily outside the log cabin. So, they have no choice but to stay inside. Suddenly, a grandmother appeared behind them, holding with a light candle.

Granny : Hello ~
Noel : Hello what?! (stare at dylon)
Dylon : I didn’t say out anything (frightened look*)

Granny used her finger to touch both of their shoulder. They turn their head back slowly.

Both : Ahhhh ~~~~~~
Granny : SShhh ~~~~~~ who are you two and why you two are here?
 Dylon : We are lost while we were finding way out of here. Then suddenly
                          there is a drench of heavy rain. So, we are here to take shelter to
 avoid from the rain.
Granny : Owh ~ please sit here a while, I’ll get tower for you two to dry up
 your cloth.
 Both : (smile*) Thank you so much!
Granny : Nah , here it is. I am sure that you two are starving and here are some
                          chocolate for you two.
Both : Thanks again for your kindness!

After sometime, their two agents finally found the way out and they quickly meet up Noel and Dylon. Then, they took a cab to the place where the hotel is just right at there. After half an hour, they reached the hotel.
On the next morning, they found themselves in the other’s body.
(Alarm ring*)

Dylon : Ahhh ~~~~~
Noel : What’s wrong with you, huh? We are trying to get some sleep here
                           but you are shouting early in the morning.
Dylon : I’m… I’m… in your body right now!
Noel : What?! (touch her face and body*) Oh My God ~ how come this
 happen on us?

Both Agents were awakened. N&D try to explain their occasion to the agents.

1st Agent : Okay guys, stay calm and try to think where you have been
           yesterday…
2nd Agent : or … what have you ate yesterday?
Noel : After the breakfast with my mom, then nothing special already.
             Maybe it cause by the accident yesterday?
Dylon : Hey, is it the chocolate?
2nd Agent : What?!
Dylon : The chocolate we ate yesterday. A strange old lady in the log cabin
  have gave us the chocolate, remember?
Noel : Are you sure is the chocolate problem? She is just an old lady who
 kindly offer us help.
Dylon : Who knows? She is acting weird, you know?
Noel : Okay, we are going for a fashion show tonight. How are we going to
 show out like this?  
1st Agent : uh-hah , how about you two try to eat the chocolate again?
Dylon : but we have already finished up the chocolate yesterday 
 2nd Agent : Steady guys, now we have to go and find the granny. Hurry up,
 we have not much time now.

Noel and Dylon quickly rush to the wash room and get themselves ready. At the meanwhile, some problem occurred. Dylon is in the body of Noel while Noel is in the body of Dylon. So, Dylon doesn’t know how to wear a bra and Noel have to teach him the way of wearing bra.

Dylon : Here are the clothes and undies.
Noel : Are you kidding? Do you actually want me to wear this (bra*)?
 (snatch the bra and show to the audience*)

Their argument never ends. At the end, Noel have no choice but to obey Dylon.
How to wear bra ?
Light off ( superwoman)

After that, they call for a cab. After half an hour, they reached to the village. They found that the log cabin and the grandmother have lost in mystery. Thus, they have no choice but to seek for the villagers’ help. Unfortunately, the village seems like abandoned. No one is in the village except the village head.

Village Head : Behold my friends, I’m the village head. You all seem troublesome.
                          What is the matter?
Dylon : It is hard to explain actually and you might not believe what I am
 trying to say right now, but please believe me. Uhm… Dylon and me
 have gone through a spirited towards other.
Noel           : A grandmother gave us some chocolate to eat. On the next day, we      found ourselves in each other’s body. We tried to find the grandmother, but she has disappeared. The chocolate has finished up by us. So, have you heard of this kind of thing and any ways to solve this problem?  
Village Head : Owh, I heard that before and if not mistaken, there is a way to get
 back to your own original body. The solution is to find three types of
 egg which are chicken egg, bird egg, and ostrich egg within 24 hours.
 So, in order to find these precious eggs, you need to go to the West,
 East and North to search for the eggs. Remember you have to return
 with the eggs within 24 hours.
                 
Since this is the only solution, they have to work together to find the three eggs within 24 hours in order to change back to their original body. Due to the limitation of time, they have decided to separate into 2 groups to find the eggs.

1st Agent : Okay, 2nd Agent will follow me while Noel and Dylon will work in a
 group. We will go to find chicken egg in the West and you two will
 go to the East to collect the bird egg. Then, we will meet up together
  at the North to get ostrich egg.
2nd Agent : So, let’s action now. Try to make it fast if not we have no time to
 rush for the fashion show. Now left only 6 hours to go before the
 event get started.

They depart to West, East, and North to search for the eggs.

Scene 1 : Chicken Farm
1st Agent : Hello, my bro, can you allow me to take one the egg?
Chicken : No way! Why should I give you my egg?
2nd Agent : Oh please ~ we really need your “golden egg” because our models
 have gone through spirited towards other and we need your egg for
 help.
Chicken : Uhm… before I give you my egg, you must challenge me 1st and you
  will only get the egg if you won.
 1st Agent : C’mon, let’s start our game.
Both : Scissors, paper, stone

Finally, the 1st Agent have beaten the chicken and they have won the “golden egg”
Scene 2 : Bird Nest
On the other hand, Noel and Dylon have come to the East.
Dylon : See, there is a bird nest above the tree. (excitement*)
Noel : Oh yeah ~ I try to climb up the tree to check whether there is bird egg        
  in the nest.

While Noel is trying hard to reach for the egg, suddenly, Dylon scream out loudly.

Dylon : Ahhh ~~~~~
Noel : What’s wrong with you? Don’t scream like a Nape.
Dylon : My leg was bitten by a snake. (* without a second thought, Noel help  Dylon to suck out the poison from the leg)

Finally, they have collected the 2 eggs and meet at North.

Scene 3 : Ostrich Farm
The ostrich is sleeping soundly with the ostrich egg in its hand. 4 of them creep slowly into the farm and try to steal the egg. Unfortunately, Noel stepped on a branch on the ground and the ostrich was awakened.  The ostrich was so frustrated and chase them.

1st  Agent : Stop!!
Ostrich : What’s up?
Dylon : As you can see, we are trying to steal your egg.
Ostrich : What?! How dare you break into my place and yet trying to steal my
 egg.
2nd Agent : So, what should we do in order to get your egg?
1st Agent : Why not we challenge with u? Uhmmm… we can pick
 anything on the ground and try to throw it as far as you can, the
 farthest will be the winner.
Ostrich : Not a bad idea… Deal!
Noel : Okay, it sounds interesting.
1st Agent : Let’s get the game started!

…..

Village Head : Okay, now I would like to mix the 3 eggs into a bowl and you two
 follow my incantation. (A ba li bi a bo li beh)
Boom!
In a blink of eye, Noel and Dylon has changed back to their own body.

They were overjoyed and hug to each other. At night, the models attended the runway show.
MC    : Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the biggest runway ever in 2011! First and foremost, thank you for coming, I’m sure you all will have a great time here with me. Now, let us welcome our models with a big applause!

Saturday, February 9, 2013

my lil' secret

is this pic looks familiar to u? i think most of us have this photo in our mei tu ku..it is a photo tht we get along with mei tu.
so..the secret is..this pic motivated me to have a long hair last time in foundation. i wana have a long curly hair like her..i thk its rezlly very geng nice...i wish i will have a long curly hair like this one day =)

click on it!